Toilet Seat Lid Down

Ok you have all heard the age old gripe about the toilet seat getting left up. Well what about the toilet seat lid getting put down. Especially in the middle of the night when you are half asleep, not really with the program and really have to pee. The last thing you are worried about is checking to see if the freakin lid is up OR down. You drop your draws, proceed to set and do your duties and you hit solid surface, no hole in the middle where your duties drop to the center of the toilet ocean. The first thing that hits your mind is oh crap I really have to pee and I don't know if I can stop it. The your second thought is you are going to kill the person who put the freakin lid down......